Pauly & Vinny's 'Jersey Shore' Spinoff Teaser Parodies 'The Bachelor' In Such A Perfect Way — VIDEO

Its teaser tiiiiiiiiiiiiime. Just as MTV promised back in
January, Jersey Shore legends DJ Paul DelVecchio and Vinny
Guadagnino are getting a dating show of their very own. The network
released a
promo for DJ Pauly D and Vinny’s spinoff
on Thursday, and the
first look at A Double Shot at Love with DJ Pauly D and Vinny is
about as fun as entire pan of Funfetti cake. The show, which is set
to start next month, gives 20 women the opportunity to compete for
a shot at love
with DJ Pauly D and Vinny
, and the two Jersey Shore: Family
Vacation stars have to compete for a shot at love with the women,
too. Aw, yeah. Everyone on the show’s competing, yeah. Here for the
right reasons, yeah.

If you think A Double Shot at Love with DJ Pauly D and Vinny
sounds like a
DJ Pauly D and Vinny-ified version of The Bachelor
, wait ’til
you get a load of the fresh to death promo. The Jersey Shore
spinoff’s first look channels the vibe of one of those goofy
promos for The Bachelor
that ABC usually drops at some point
before the season premiere, and I could not be more on board. It’s
The Bachelor promo parody of my gymming, tanning, and laundering
dreams.

You know
the promos I am talking about
, right? The ones where The
Bachelor stands in front of a blank backdrop, hams it up for the
camera, smizes a bit, picks up a rose, maybe tosses some rose
petals in the air, and futzes around with a prop or two. Black
and/or red text is splashed across the screen, there is some
voiceover, and at least one pun happens. The whole thing is corny
in all of the best ways, and wow, did
the Jersey Shore duo
pay ever homage to the classic The
Bachelor promo.

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In the Paul and Vinny version of The Bachelor teaser, there are
red, white, and green rose petals. There are sleeveless tuxedo
jackets. There is a duck phone. There is an air horn. There is a
can of hairspray. There is DJ Pauly D curling a long-stemmed rose.
There is Vinny applying Chapstick. And there a question that could
very well be the most important question of our time: Will you
accept these bros? Why yes, as a matter of fact, I will.

I would say A Double Shot at Love with DJ Pauly D and Vinny
should get ready to compete for a shot at love with my heart, but
there is no need. My heart already belongs to this show. I am going
to go ahead and call it now: This will be the best new program of
2019. And thankfully, the best new program of 2019 will be here
before you can say Youre stalkin my whole life on the boardwalk:
According to E! News, the
first two episodes
of A Double Shot at Love with DJ Pauly D and
Vinny will premiere on Jerzday, er, Thursday, April 11. Sound the
air horn.

Source: FS – All – Entertainment – News 2
Pauly & Vinny's 'Jersey Shore' Spinoff Teaser Parodies 'The Bachelor' In Such A Perfect Way — VIDEO